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darwin just love it have been a brownette all my life so dont identify with such anecdotes heres mine blonde went to the hairdresser with a walkman and head phones around her neck and head hairdresser asked her to take them off while she cut the hair no said the blonde just cut around them several remonstrations later the hairdresser, tired of the bother it was causing, flung the contraption to the floor with this the blonde fell to the floor dead hairdresser in anguish picked up the head phones to hear a voice say breathe in, breathe out breathe in, breathe out judy >From: "Hawkins, Darwin" <[log in to unmask]> >Reply-To: Parkinson's Information Exchange Network ><[log in to unmask]> >To: [log in to unmask] >Subject: NONPD: Blonde Tourists >Date: Fri, 21 Jul 2000 16:14:10 -0500 > >Something to get you through the weekend. Sent to me by my very smart >blonde >daughter-in-law. >Maybe I have a warped sense of humor, but I've been chuckling at this all >day! > >Now I gonna find out how many blondes we have on the PIEN! > > > Blonde Tourists > > > > Two tourist groups, one made up of all blondes and one of > > all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend in > > Vegas. The brunettes ride in the bottom of the bus and the > > blondes ride on the top level. The brunettes down below are > > whooping it up and having a great time when one of them > > realizes she doesn't hear anything from the blondes > > upstairs. She decides to go up and investigate. When the > > brunette reaches the top, she finds all the blondes frozen > > in fear, staring straight ahead at the road and clutching > > the seats in front of them. The brunette says, "What is > > going on up here? We're having a great time downstairs!" > > > > One of the blondes says, "Yeah, but you've got a driver!" > > > > ________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com