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kelly kept it for my 12 yr old g/daughter judy >From: Kelly Grant <[log in to unmask]> >Reply-To: Parkinson's Information Exchange Network ><[log in to unmask]> >To: [log in to unmask] >Subject: Non Pd - the English Language >Date: Sun, 30 Jul 2000 12:35:02 -0600 > >Reasons Why The English Language Is Hard To Learn: > >1) The bandage was wound around the wound. >2) The farm was used to produce produce. >3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. >4) We must polish the Polish furniture. >5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. >6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. >7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was >time to present the present. >8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. >9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. >10) I did not object to the object. >11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid. >12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row. >13) They were too close to the door to close it. >14) The buck does funny things when the does are present. >15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line. >16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. >17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail. >18) After a number of injections my jaw got number. >19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear. >20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests. >21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend? ________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com