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alf sometimes you get lucky the big universal wheel keeps turning dont give up in your quest today may be your day judy >From: Alf Cousins <[log in to unmask]> >Reply-To: Parkinson's Information Exchange Network ><[log in to unmask]> >To: [log in to unmask] >Subject: Darwins Safety Notice >Date: Thu, 3 Aug 2000 14:45:31 +0930 > >I kid you not.... >A few years ago a lady I know went shopping with her husband. She was >waiting in the supermarket checkout queue, one of those tedious holdups >whilst the person in front argued about the price of pink flamingoes or >something... and apparently as this lady was feeling amorous she reached >backwards and fondled her husband's 'jewelry'. She later reported that >things seemed to be 'coming to a head' when she heard a cough, close >behind, >that she didn't recognise. She froze, looked back in horror, into the >grateful eyes of a complete stranger! Her husband, having forgotten >something, had quietly slipped away down the aisle to fetch it. >For a long while after that, I made a point of standing close to women in >checkout queues but I never did get lucky! >(still hopeful) Alf >Adelaide >50 <1 48 ________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com