> > >This is from a Parkie friend of mine who lives in the Netherlands. >This is my answer to him. >Please read his question below first, and then my answer will >make more sense Probably not much, but the things I told >him actually happened to me, when I worked the reference desk >at the library. >just me, >Marjorie > > > >>At 07:25 AM 08/07/2000 -0400, you wrote: Did you know this one?? >>>Judi walks into the library, looks around, then gets in line >>>for the counter. >>> >>>Once she gets to the head of the line, she loudly says, >>>"I'd like a Big Mac, large fries, and a large Coke." >>> >>>The librarian looks at her for a moment. Then whispers >>>to Judi, "Ma'am, this is the library." >>> >>>Judi nods. Then she *whispers*, "I'd like a Big Mac, large >>>fries, and a large Coke." > >************************************************************************************* > >>From: "Marjorie L. Moorefield" <[log in to unmask]> >>Subject: Re: knew this one? >> >>I also know her twin Sister who came in one day and asked my >>colleague, who was at the reference desk with me, "If we turned >>this building upside down, we'd all be walking on the ceiling >>wouldn't we"?, and their Cousin who came in wanting to see >>all of our old calendars from 1970 through 1980 because she >>wanted to know which years didn't have a December 31st in >>them. When we tried to tell her that Dec. 31 was a constant > in every year, she told us we didn't know what we were talking > about because a cousin of hers didn't have two birthdays because > once in the '70's and once in the '80's there wasn't a Dec. 31st. > I told her my Sister was born on Dec. 31,1941 and that she had > a birthday each year, and she again told me I didn't know what I was > talking about! > It wouldn't have frightened me if she hadn't been a teacher at one > of the middle schools here in Fort Lauderdale. > >>Yes , I knew them well!! >> >>just me, >>Marjorie > > > >