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>This is from a Parkie friend of mine who lives in the Netherlands.
>This is my answer to him.
>Please read his question below first, and then my answer will
>make more sense  Probably not much, but the things I told
>him actually happened to me, when I worked the reference desk
>at the library.
>just me,
>Marjorie
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>>At 07:25 AM 08/07/2000 -0400, you wrote:

      Did you know this one??

>>>Judi walks into the library, looks around, then gets in line
>>>for the counter.
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>>>Once she gets to the head of the line, she loudly says,
>>>"I'd like a Big Mac, large fries, and a large Coke."
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>>>The librarian looks at her for a moment.  Then whispers
>>>to Judi, "Ma'am, this is the library."
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>>>Judi nods.  Then she *whispers*, "I'd like a Big Mac, large
>>>fries, and a large Coke."
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>>From: "Marjorie L. Moorefield" <[log in to unmask]>
>>Subject: Re: knew this one?
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>>I also know her twin Sister who came in one day and asked my
>>colleague, who was at the reference desk with me, "If we turned
>>this building upside down, we'd all be walking on the ceiling
>>wouldn't we"?, and their Cousin who came in wanting to see
>>all of our old calendars from 1970 through 1980 because she
>>wanted to know which years didn't have a December 31st in
>>them.  When we tried to tell her that Dec. 31 was a constant
>    in every year, she told us we didn't know what we were talking
>    about because a cousin of hers didn't have two birthdays because
>    once in the '70's and once in the '80's there wasn't a Dec. 31st.
>    I told her my Sister was born on Dec. 31,1941 and that she had
>    a birthday each year, and she again told me I didn't know what I was
>    talking about!
>    It wouldn't have frightened me if she hadn't been a teacher at one
>    of the middle schools here in Fort Lauderdale.
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>>Yes , I knew them well!!
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>>just me,
>>Marjorie
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