Some old, some new, all still funny! Something to tide you over for the weekend! > How Do You Catch A Unique Rabbit? > Unique Up On It. > > How Do You Catch A Tame Rabbit? > Tame Way, Unique Up On It. > > How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? > They Take The Psycho Path. > > How Do You Get Holy Water? > You Boil The Hell Out Of It. > > What Do Fish Say When They Hit A Concrete > Wall? > Dam! > > What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice > Too Long? > Polaroid's > > What Do You Call A Boomerang That Doesn't > Work? > A Stick. (2nd runner up.) > > What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? > Nacho Cheese. > > What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? > Subordinate Clauses. > > What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In > Quicksand? > Quatro Sinko. > > What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow? > Spoiled Milk. > > What Do You Get When You Cross A Snowman > With A Vampire? > Frostbite. > > What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And > Twitches? > A Nervous Wreck. > > Where Do You Find A Dog With No Legs? > Right Where You Left Him. > > Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? > Because They Have Big Fingers. > > Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? > Because It Scares The Dog. (1st runner up.) > > What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The > Titanic? > Sanka. > > Why Does A Pilgrim's Pants Always Fall Down? > Because They Wear Their Belt Buckle On Their > Hat. > > What's The Difference Between A Bad Golfer > And A Bad Skydiver? > A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang. > A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang, Whack (My favorite.) > > What Do You Call Skydiving Lawyers? > Skeet. > > What Goes Clop, Clop, Clop, Bang, Bang, > Clop, Clop, Clop? > An Amish Drive-By Shooting > > How Are A Texas Tornado And A Tennessee > Divorce The Same? > Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer (Too true to be funny!) >