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kelly i loved your rib tickler however id go to rome via continentals old planes, stay in the slums, see the flea like pope, whatever just to be in that magnificent city the youth hostel was wonderful alitalia airlines had the most sexy stewards you can imagine didnt do much the whole flight but i just lay back and looked love judy >From: Kelly Grant <[log in to unmask]> >Reply-To: Parkinson's Information Exchange Network ><[log in to unmask]> >To: [log in to unmask] >Subject: NON PD - What goes around comes around >Date: Thu, 17 Aug 2000 18:41:02 -0600 > >----- Original Message ----- >From: Kelly Grant <[log in to unmask]> >To: Kelly <[log in to unmask]> >Sent: Thursday, August 17, 2000 6:25 PM >Subject: The Hairdresser > > > > > A New York woman was at her East Side hairdresser's getting her hair > > >styled > > >> prior to a trip to Rome with her boyfriend. She mentioned the trip to >the > > >> hairdresser, who responded, "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? > > It's > > >> crowded & dirty and full of Italians. > > >> > > >> You're crazy to go to Rome. "So, how are you getting there?" "We're > > taking > > >> Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!" "Continental?" > > >exclaimed > > >> the hairdresser. "That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, >their > > >> flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. > > >> > > >> So, where are you staying in Rome?" > > >> > > >> "We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's left bank >called > > >> Teste....." > > >> > > >> "Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna >be > > >> something special and exclusive. But it's really a dump, the worst >hotel > > >in > > >> the city! The rooms are small, the service is surly and they're > > >overpriced. > > >> > > >> So, whatcha doing when you get there?" > > >> > > >> "We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope." > > >"That's > > >> rich," laughed the hairdresser. "You and a million other people >trying >to > > >> see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy,good luck on this lousy >trip > > >of > > >> yours. You're going to need it." > > >> > > >> A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser > > asked > > >> her about her trip to Rome. > > >> > > >> "It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in >one > > >of > > >> Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked and they bumped >us > > >up > > >> to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a >handsome >28 > > >> year old steward who waited on me hand and foot. And the hotel-it was > > >great! > > >> They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling job and now it's just a > > >jewel, > > >> finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they >apologized > > >and > > >> gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!" > > >> > > >> "Well," muttered the hairdresser, "I know you didn't get to see the > > Pope." > > >> "Actually, we were quite lucky, for as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss > > >> Guard tapped me on the shoulder and explained that the Pope likes to > > >> personally meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to >step > > >into > > >> his private > > >> room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me." Sure enough, five > > >> minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I > > knelt > > >> down and he spoke a few words to me." > > >> > > >> "Really?" asked the hairdresser. "What'd he say?" > > >> He said, "Where'd you get the crappy hairdo? > > > > > > ________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com