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Some old, some new, all still funny! Something to tide you over for the
weekend!

>  How Do You Catch A Unique Rabbit?
>  Unique Up On It.
>
>   How Do You Catch A Tame Rabbit?
>   Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
>
>   How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
>   They Take The Psycho Path.
>
>   How Do You Get Holy Water?
>   You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
>
>   What Do Fish Say When They Hit A Concrete
> Wall?
>   Dam!
>
>   What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice
> Too Long?
>   Polaroid's
>
>   What Do You Call A Boomerang That Doesn't
> Work?
>   A Stick. (2nd runner up.)
>
>   What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
>   Nacho Cheese.
>
>   What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
>   Subordinate Clauses.
>
>   What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In
> Quicksand?
>   Quatro Sinko.
>
>   What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow?
>   Spoiled Milk.
>
>   What Do You Get When You Cross A Snowman
> With A Vampire?
>   Frostbite.
>
>   What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And
> Twitches?
>   A Nervous Wreck.
>
>   Where Do You Find A Dog With No Legs?
>   Right Where You Left Him.
>
>   Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
>   Because They Have Big Fingers.
>
>   Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
>   Because It Scares The Dog. (1st runner up.)
>
>   What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The
> Titanic?
>   Sanka.
>
>   Why Does A Pilgrim's Pants Always Fall Down?
>   Because They Wear Their Belt Buckle On Their
> Hat.
>
>   What's The Difference Between A Bad Golfer
> And A Bad Skydiver?
>   A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang.
>   A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang, Whack (My favorite.)
>
>   What Do You Call Skydiving Lawyers?
>   Skeet.
>
>   What Goes Clop, Clop, Clop, Bang, Bang,
> Clop, Clop, Clop?
>   An Amish Drive-By Shooting
>
>   How Are A Texas Tornado And A Tennessee
> Divorce The Same?
>   Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer (Too true to be funny!)
>