This is a classic! (Groooaaaannnn!!) > A BLONDE'S CAR BREAKS DOWN ON THE INTERSTATE-- She eases it over to the > shoulder of the road and carefully steps out of the car. When she opens > the trunk, two men in trench coats jump out and position themselves at the > rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. They begin opening their > coats and exposing themselves to approaching drivers. > > Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in the history of this highway > occurs. It's not very long before a police car shows up. The enraged cop > runs toward the blonde, yelling, "What the hell is going on here?" > > "My car broke down," says the lady, calmly. > > "Well, what're these perverts doing here exposing themselves by the road?" > asks the cop. > > > And she said... > > > > (This is good...) > > > > (Ready?) > > > > (Remember, she's blonde...) > > > > > > > > "Those are my emergency flashers." > > > > > >