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This is a classic! (Groooaaaannnn!!)

> A BLONDE'S CAR BREAKS DOWN ON THE INTERSTATE-- She eases it over to the
> shoulder of the road and carefully steps out of the car. When she opens
> the trunk, two men in trench coats jump out and position themselves at the
> rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.  They begin opening their
> coats and exposing themselves to approaching drivers.
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> Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in the history of this highway
> occurs. It's not very long before a police car shows up. The enraged cop
> runs toward the blonde, yelling, "What the hell is going on here?"
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> "My car broke down," says the lady, calmly.
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> "Well, what're these perverts doing here exposing themselves by the road?"
> asks the cop.
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> And she said...
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> (This is good...)
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> (Ready?)
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> (Remember, she's blonde...)
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> "Those are my emergency flashers."
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