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SMAAACK! Darwin - GO TO YOUR ROOM! <giggle> I'd say you're right up there with Robin Williams when it comes to having an exquisite sense of comedic timing. And in WRITING, no less... Barb Mallut [log in to unmask] -----Original Message----- From: Hawkins, Darwin <[log in to unmask]> To: [log in to unmask] <[log in to unmask]> Date: Thursday, August 24, 2000 10:52 AM Subject: FW: car breaks down >This is a classic! (Groooaaaannnn!!) > >> A BLONDE'S CAR BREAKS DOWN ON THE INTERSTATE-- She eases it over to the >> shoulder of the road and carefully steps out of the car. When she opens >> the trunk, two men in trench coats jump out and position themselves at the >> rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. They begin opening their >> coats and exposing themselves to approaching drivers. >> >> Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in the history of this highway >> occurs. It's not very long before a police car shows up. The enraged cop >> runs toward the blonde, yelling, "What the hell is going on here?" >> >> "My car broke down," says the lady, calmly. >> >> "Well, what're these perverts doing here exposing themselves by the road?" >> asks the cop. >> >> >> And she said... >> >> >> >> (This is good...) >> >> >> >> (Ready?) >> >> >> >> (Remember, she's blonde...) >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Those are my emergency flashers." >> >> >> >> >> >>