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There are many skewed thought processes... > > I was listening to the radio the other day, and I heard one of the > all-time best comeback lines in my life. Note: This is an exact > replication of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a > female broadcaster, and US Army General Reinwald, who was about to > sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation. > > FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to > teach these young boys when they visit your base?" > > GENERAL REINWALD: "We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, > archery, and shooting." > > FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "Shooting!!! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't > it?" > > GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on > the rifle range. > > FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous > activity to be teaching children?" > > GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see how,.....we will be teaching them proper > rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm." > > FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "But you're equipping them to become violent > killers." > > GENERAL REINWALD: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're > not one, are you?" > > The radio went silent and the interview ended. >