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A few deep thoughts

* A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is
where train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...

* If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool
came up with "quit while you're ahead"?

* I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible
whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me. they
were cramming for their finals.

* I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little
tiny spoons and forks, so I wonder what Chinese mothers
use...Toothpicks?

* Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post
Office? What are we supposed to do...write to these men? Why
don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so
the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the
mail?

* How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live
there?

* If it's true that we are here to help others, then what
exactly are the
OTHERS here for?

* Go ahead and take risks....just be sure that everything
will turn out OK.

* If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be
vague.

* Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it
didn't zigzag?

* Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

* How come you don't ever hear about gruntled employees? And
who has been dissing them anyhow?

* Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why
people appear bright until you hear them speak?

* How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

* If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be
twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?