A salesman who used to come around to one of our offices had a medical condition in which he had no hair. A smooth pate, no eyebrows, no beard. He would get sunburned frequently--head, neck, ears, face. He would joke that he drove them crazy at the Dept of Motor Vehicles when they had to put "color of hair" on his driver's license. No one ever asked him what his license said; the ladies thought that it would be too rude. What would it say on the license? I really don't know.