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Golf Lovers The husband was a fanatic golfer and, by rare coincidence, his wife was too. For years, the happy couple enjoyed a round together nearly every day. Once, in a reflective mood, she asked: "If I should die, would you ever marry again?" "Well, yes, but only if I could find someone as wonderful as you." "Would you live with her in the same house we've had for so long?" "Oh yes, I'd always treasure memories of you, no matter what." "Would you let her sleep in our bed?" "Yeah, I guess, but I'd change the mattress first." "Would you let her use my golf clubs?" "Of course not, she's a leftie!" Cheers, Joe -- J. R. Bruman (818) 789-3694 3527 Cody Road Sherman Oaks, CA 91403-5013