Do these sort of things irritate you?
1. People who point at their wrist while asking you for the time....
I know where my watch is pal, where is yours?
(Do they point at their crotch when asking where the toilet is?)
2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room
for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change
the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Well really, honestly, what good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this?
Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?"
No, I paid $5 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"
Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
7. When something is "new and improved"!
Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before
it. If it's an improvement, then there
must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short."
Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do
that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?"
If the bus came would I be standing here?
