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This diet is designed to help you cope with the stress that builds up
during the day.

  BREAKFAST
  1 grapefruit
  1 slice whole wheat toast
  8 oz. skim milk

  LUNCH
  4 oz. lean broiled chicken breast
  1 cup steamed spinach
  1 cup herb tea
  1 Oreo cookie

  MID-AFTERNOON SNACK
  The rest of Oreos in the package
  2 pints Rocky Road ice cream, nuts, cherries and
  whipped cream
  1 jar hot fudge sauce

  DINNER
  2 loaves garlic bread
  4 cans or 1 large pitcher Coke 1 large sausage,mushroom and cheese pizza
  3  snickers bars

  EVENING SNACK
  Entire frozen Sara Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from freezer)

  OTHER HELPFUL TIPS
  *If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.

*Anything consumed while standing has no calories. This is due  to gravity
and the density of the caloric mass.

*Anything consumed from someone else's plate has no calories since  the
calories rightfully belong to the other person and will cling to his/her
plate. (We ALL know how calories like to cling!)

*REMEMBER: STRESSED SPELLED BACKWARDS IS DESSERTS !