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> Two brooms were hanging in the closet, and after > they got to know each other so well, they decided to > get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom > and the other was the groom broom. > > The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. > The groom broom was handsome and suave in his > tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. > > After the wedding at the wedding dinner, the bride broom > leaned over and said to the groom broom, "I think I am > going to have a little Whisk Broom"! > > "Impossible"!! said the groom broom. > > ARE YOU READY FOR THIS--IT'S REALLY GONNA GRAB YA-- > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER !!!"!!! > > Ouch! Groan!