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> An elderly woman walked into a doctor's office and
> told the doctor that she and her husband had not
> been intimate in years.  She said that her husband
> seemed to have a lack of desire.  After listening to
> the woman for a while, the doctor said, "I have just
> the thing.  Have your husband take two of these pills
> right before dinner....
>
> The next morning, the woman stormed into the doctor's
> office and exclaimed, "You have to change my husband's
> prescription!!  It is much too strong!!  I gave him the pills
> before dinner, just like you told me, and halfway through
> dinner they took effect.  He got a wild look in his eyes,
> then pulled the tablecloth off the table; breaking all of
> the dishes!!  Then he threw me onto the table, and we
> made love right there!!"
>
> "I feel awful," said the doctor. "Let me at least pay for
> all of the broken dishes."
>
> "Don't worry about it," replied the woman, "We just
> won't eat at that restaurant any more..."
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