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Three doctors die on the same day and arrive at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter asks the first about his specialty. "A pediatrician," the doctor answers. "Pass right through," Saint Peter says and turns to the next. "An Oncologist," he answers, and Saint Peter ushers him in too. "And you?" he asks the third. "I work for an HMO," the doctor says. "OK, you're in." Saint Peter replies. "But you'll have to leave in 48 hours."