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> A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. > Glancing > at the driver, he was astounded to see a blonde behind the wheel knitting! > Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the > trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, > PULLOVER!" > > "NO," the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF" > > >