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A shipwrecked man was barely surviving after four months on a deserted island, when one day on the beach, a gorgeous woman rowed up to the shore. "I've been on the other side of the island since my cruise ship sank," she told him. "At least you had a rowboat wash up with you," he said. "Oh, I made that out of palm branches and coconut trees." She explained. "With no tools?" He asked incredulously. "It was a simple matter of heating an unusual type of rock I found to a certain temperature in my kiln, then melting that into a forgeable iron to make the hardware." She told him. "Do you want to come see my treehouse?" Well, did he ever! This woman had an amazing fortress, and she cooked him a delicious five-course dinner in her handmade cookware. After dinner, she went to slip into something comfortable and came back wearing almost nothing. She gazed into his eyes and said, "We've been lonely. I'm sure there's something you want to do right now, something you've been longing for all of these months. I think you know what I mean." He couldn't believe his luck. "You mean..." He was almost speechless. "I can check my e-mail from here?!"