From Lanny Weddel Author unknown (not edited) If God used Voice Mail >> >> What if God used voice mail? >> >> "I'm sorry, all of our angels are busy helping other >> saints right now. However, your prayer is important >> to us and will be answered in the order it was >> received, so please stay on the line." >> >> If you would like to speak to: >> Gabriel, Press 1 >> Michael, Press 2 >> For a directory of other angels, Press 3 >> If you'd like to hear King David sing a psalm while >> you are holding, please press 4. >> >> To find out if a loved one has been assigned to Heaven, >> Press 5, enter his or her social security number, >> then press the pound key. >> (If you get a negative response, try area code 777.) >> >> For reservations at "My Father's House," please >> Enter J-O-H-N, followed by 3-1-6. >> For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, >> the age of the earth and where Noah's Ark is, please >> wait until you arrive here. >> >> Our computers show that you have already prayed >> once today. Please hang up and try again tomorrow >> so that others may have a chance to get through. >> >> This office is closed for the weekend to observe a >> religious holiday. >> >> Please pray again Monday after 9:30 am. If you >> need emergency assistance when this office is >> closed, contact your local pastor. >> >> Thank God (today) that He doesn't have voice mail >> and He listens whenever we pray and that will never >> change. >> >> JUST IN CASE YOU FORGOT... >> If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it. >> If God had a wallet, your photo would be in it. >> He sends you flowers every spring and a sunrise every >> morning. >> When you want to talk, He'll listen. >> He could live anywhere in the universe and He chose your heart. >> >> GOD was showing off the day He made you!!!