If God used Voice Mail
>>
>>        What if God used voice mail?
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>>   "I'm sorry, all of our angels are busy helping other
>>    saints right now. However, your prayer is important
>>    to us and will be answered in the order it was
>>    received, so please stay on the line."
>>
>>    If you would like to speak to:
>>    Gabriel, Press 1
>>    Michael, Press 2
>>    For a directory of other angels, Press 3
>>    If you'd like to hear King David sing a psalm while
>>    you are holding, please press 4.
>>
>>    To find out if a loved one has been assigned to Heaven,
>>    Press 5, enter his or her social security number,
>>    then press the pound key.
>>    (If you get a negative response, try area code 777.)
>>
>>    For reservations at "My Father's House," please
>>    Enter J-O-H-N, followed by 3-1-6.
>>    For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs,
>>    the age of the earth and where Noah's Ark is, please
>>    wait until you arrive here.
>>
>>    Our computers show that you have already prayed
>>    once today. Please hang up and try again tomorrow
>>    so that others may have a chance to get through.
>>
>>    This office is closed for the weekend to observe a
>>    religious holiday.
>>
>>    Please pray again Monday after 9:30 am. If you
>>    need emergency assistance when this office is
>>    closed, contact your local pastor.
>>
>>    Thank God (today) that He doesn't have voice mail
>>    and He listens whenever we pray and that will never
>>    change.
>>
>>    JUST IN CASE YOU FORGOT...
>>    If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it.
>>    If God had a wallet, your photo would be in it.
>>    He sends you flowers every spring and a sunrise every
>>  morning.
>>    When you want to talk, He'll listen.
>>    He could live anywhere in the universe and He chose your heart.
>>
>>   GOD was showing off the day He made you!!!