Just so everyone won't get too
bored<s>.
CAR WON'T
START
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My wife came home yesterday and said,
"Honey, the car won't
start, but I know what the problem
is."
I asked her what it was, and she told me there was
water in
the carburetor. I thought for a moment, then said, "You know,
I don't mean this offensively, but you don't know the carburetor
from the accelerator."
"No, there's definitely
water in the carburetor," she insisted.
"OK Honey, that's
fine, I'll just go take a look. Where is it?"
"In the
lake."
Richard Booher