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>From: [log in to unmask] >Subject: back at you: smile >To: "Bernard Barber,Ph.D." <[log in to unmask]> >Date: Tue, 24 Oct 2000 10:14:48 -0500 >X-MIMETrack: Serialize by Router on AA1MTA/Hennepin(Release 5.0.5 >|September 22, 2000) at > 10/24/2000 10:15:32 AM > > > >DR. SEUSS EXPLAINS COMPUTERS > > > If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and > the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, and the > address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, > then the socket packet pocket has an error to > report. > > > If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, > and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the > trash, and your data is corrupted 'cause the index > doesn't hash, then your situation's > hopeless and your system's gonna crash! > > > If the label on the cable on the table at your house, > says the network is connected to the button on your > mouse, but your packets want to tunnel on another > protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer > down the hall, and your screen is all distorted by the > side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are > as wavy as a souse, then you may as well reboot, and > go out with a bang, because as sure as I'm a > poet, the sucker's gonna hang! > > > When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the > disk, and the microcode instructions cause unnecessary > risk, then you have to flash your memory, and you'll > want to RAM your ROM. Quickly turn off the > computer and be sure to tell your mom. >-- >Kjell Stenberg >Informational Systems Intern >Minnesotans for an Energy Efficient Economy > >http://www.me3.org