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rigght on darwin, i have worshippped steven w. long time, "i stuck my car key into the front door and the house started up ! "i then drove it to a better location, but the residents chased me away. bernie >From: "Hawkins, Darwin" <[log in to unmask]> >Reply-To: Parkinson's Information Exchange Network ><[log in to unmask]> >To: [log in to unmask] >Subject: NONPD: Serious Thinking >Date: Wed, 18 Oct 2000 12:03:45 -0500 > >I just love Steven Wright type humor, simply because there is some truth in >the humor. > >Darwin > > > >He who laughs last, thinks the slowest. > >Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. > >A day without sunshine is like, well, night. > >On the other hand, you have different fingers. > >Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. > >I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. > >When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty. > >Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. (My personal >favorite!) > >Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. > >I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. > >He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged. > >You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be >misquoted, then used against you. > >I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. > >Honk if you love peace and quiet. > >Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular? > >Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. (A favorite to most >Engineers) > >It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost >and blamed it on the cost of living. > >Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. (My first >runner up choice!) > >The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of >getting something right, there's a 90% probability >you'll get it wrong. > >It is said that if you line up all the cars in the >world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to >try and pass them. > >You can't have everything, where would you put it? > >Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% >of the world's population. > >The things that come to those that wait may be the >things left by those who got there first. > >A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. > >It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats. > >Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens. > >I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few. > >I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. > >Light travels faster than sound. This is why some >people appear bright until you hear them speak. _________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. Share information about yourself, create your own public profile at http://profiles.msn.com.