Hi Murray , Thanks for the best gag I have read this year ... :-)) Murray Charters wrote: > Moving to Vegas > > A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife > packing a suitcase. > > He says, "What are you doing?" > > She answers, "I'm moving to Las Vegas. > I heard *ladies* there get paid $400 for doing > what I do for you for free." > > Later that night on her way out the wife walks > into the bedroom and sees her husband > packing his suitcase. > > When she asks him where he's going, > he replies, "I'm going to Vegas too. > > I want to see you live on $800 a year." Cheers, Joao Paulo - Salvador,BA,Brazil