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A friend sent this to me. Thought all of you would get a kick out of it. You just gotta laugh (especially at ourselves) at all this stuff going on! My appologies to all the "old" folks and Canadians on the list. Darwin > An Open Letter from Florida to the Rest of the Country > > OK, here's the deal. We here in Florida have all gotten together and > decided to hold the rest of the country hostage with the election > results till you come and take your parents back home with you! > > That's right, we're tired of hearing how good it was back home and how > beautiful your children are. > We can't stand it any longer! And where did they learn to DRIVE!!! We're > running out of Depends down here, and it's gonna get messy. You want a > president? Great! We want to be able to drive 55 in a 55 zone instead > of > 20mph. We want to be able to shop in Publix without tripping over your > Grandma. Is it a deal? George W. are you listening? How about you, Mr, > Gore? Ya gettin this? We need a break, and quit sending the Canadians > down > here too! We mean it! We're not letting the results out! We'll stall > with law > suits and claim ballot fraud, anything till you come and take the old > devils outta here! > > - Sliceman > > >