Friends-- be warned--there is a squad of "Military Flamingos" trained to "charge" and residing at a zoo in Nassau, Bahamas. According to an Associated Press article, these birds have been trained since the 1950s to perform maneuvers in lockstep! This boggles the mind ! They are even said to appreciate the applause of the audience, as they "run flailing around the circle as if being chased by a warthog"! (I am NOT making this up, as Dave Barry would say.) The trainer is quoted as saying, "Sometimes they say NO and you have to accept it"---that's SCARY! There was even a color photo of some 20 of the birds "darting past spectators"...... yep, they are PINK all right! What if this idea spreads to Barb Mallut's neighborhood? Will there be *charging flamingos* on the loose there? Will they be using VISA cards????? Where is our very own Barb-the Flamingo -person when we need her???? ---just for fun!........ Camilla <[log in to unmask]> On PDWebring at : http://members.tripod.lycos.nl/genugten/flinterm.htm Laughter-- :-) :-) the best medecine !