> The third coach stood before God and said, "I'm Bob Stoops. I took over
> a storied Oklahoma program that had won 6 national championships and
> held many NCAA records but had fallen to the lowest of the low. In the 3
> years prior to my taking over the Sooners they went 3-8 (worst season in
> 102 years of football), 4-8, and 5-6, beating Texas only once and not
> beating Colorado or Nebraska, not to mention losing to OSU."
>
> "I coached the Sooners for a season and a half, going 7-5 in my
> first year beating a top-15 Texas A&M with my unranked team and taking
> the Sooners to a bowl game. 7 games into my second season we were
> undefeated and I took the Sooners to #1 in the AP poll, Coaches poll,
> and BCS poll. We beat #10 Texas 63-14, #2 Kansas State in Manhattan
> 41-31, and #1 Nebraska 31-14."
>
> "Our quarterback was the frontrunner for the Heisman trophy, we were in
> the driver's seat for the national championship, - - -
>
>
>
>
> - - - and the people of Oklahoma think you are sitting in my chair."
>
:)
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