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Don't read if you are easily embarrassed or offended.
Darwin

> Wal Mart Shopper
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> A woman goes into Wal Mart to buy a rod and reel. She doesn't know
> which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register.
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> There is a Wal Mart "associate" standing there with dark shades on.
> She says, "Excuse me sir....can you tell me anything about this rod and
> reel?"
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> He says, "Ma'am I'm blind but if you drop it on the counter I can
> tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it
> makes."
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> She didn't believe him, but dropped it on the counter anyway.
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> He said, "That's a 6 foot graphite rod with Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test
> line. It's a
> good all around rod and reel and it's $20.00."
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> She says, "That's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound
> of it dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking for so I'll
> take it!"
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> He walks behind the counter to the register. And in the meantime the
> woman farts. At first she is embarrassed but then realizes that there
> is no way he could tell it was her...being blind he wouldn't know that she
> was the only person around.
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> He rings up the sale and says, "That will be $35.50"
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> She says, "But didn't you say it was $20.00?"
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> He says, "Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $20.00,
> the duck call is $10.00, and the catfish bait is $5.50."
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