At 08:10 AM 12/07/2000 -0600, you wrote: >Here's a possible number one: > >1. Some women have unattractive chips on their shoulders. > (Keeps their bra straps from sliding off?) > >On second thought, the chips don't do nothing but cause splinters. Think >those women may have been "liberated" and no longer wear bras. Darwin I would add as number 2 . 2. Some women seem to have a chronic case of PMS. Personally, I thought your joke was funny, and my husband is 74 years old and he still looks at women, and guess where???? just me, Marjorie 68/58/55 ********************************************************************************************* Shortcut to Mail Options click here: http://parkinsons-information-exchange-network-online.com/mailopt.html Home of John Cottingham's PIENO. My Phone # 000-000-0000 **********************************************************************************************