Two opposing county chairman were sharing a rare moment together. The
Democrat chairman said, "I never pass up a chance to promote the
party. For example, whenever I take a cab, I give the driver a sizable
tip and say, 'Vote Democrat.'"
His opponent said, "I have a better scheme, and it doesn't cost me a
nickel. I don't give any tip at all. And when I leave, I also say,
'Vote Democrat.'"
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