Over dinner at an international medical convention, four
doctors were talking about recent medical advances in their
respective countries.
The Canadian doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so
advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in
another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."
The German doctor said, "That's nothing! In Germany, we can
take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have
him looking for work in four weeks."
The Russian doctor said, "In my country, medicine is so
advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it
in another, and have them both looking for work in two
weeks."
The American doctor, not to be outdone, said, "Ha! We are
about to take an asshole out of Texas, put him in the White
House and half the country will be looking for work the next
day."
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