Thanks! Great one! Has a much deeper meaning than just being a blonde joke. How many times have we asked for God's help with something without doing what we can to facilitate that help. > ---------- > From: Lanny D. Weddel[SMTP:[log in to unmask]] > Sent: Saturday, December 09, 2000 10:42 AM > Subject: non PD: this is too good not to share with you. > > I'm sure that this will offend someone but get over it. > > > > Why God Loves Blondes > > > A blonde woman named Brandi finds herself in trouble. > Her business has gone bust and she's in serious financial straits. > She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. > She begins to pray..."God, please help me. > I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my > house as well. > Please let me win the lotto." Lotto night comes and she does not win. > Brandi again prays... "God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my > business, my house and now I'm going to lose my car." > Lotto night comes and Brandi still has no luck.Once again, she prays... > " Dear Lord, why have you forsaken me?? I've lost my business, my house, > my > car. My children are starving. I don't often ask for help, and I have > always been a good servant to you. > PLEEEEASE just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life > back > in order. > " Suddenly, there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and > Brandi > is confronted by the voice of God himself... > "Brandi, work with me on this. Buy a ticket." > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Lanny D. Weddel > [log in to unmask] > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >