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Careful, Murray! Some hillbillies (or Southern rednecks) on the list might take offense, but not this one! Thanks! D > ---------- > From: Murray Kastner[SMTP:[log in to unmask]] > Sent: Monday, December 11, 2000 2:35 AM > Subject: Vacations > > Billy Bob and Lester were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob told > Lester, "Ya now, I reckon I'm about ready for a vacation. Only this > year I'm gonna ådo it a little different. The last few years, I took > your suggestions as to where to go. Three years ago you said to go to > Hawaii. > > I went to Hawaii and Lyndie-Lou got pregnant. > > Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Lyndie-Lou > got pregnant again. > > Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Lyndie-Lou didn't get > pregnant again. > > Lester asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?" > > Billy Bob says, "This year, I'm takin' Lyndie-Lou with me.. > -- > .-. .-. > / \ .-. .-. / \ > / \ / \ .-. .-. / \ / \ > /__Murray_Kastner_____\_____/___\___/___\_ ___ mailto:[log in to unmask] > \ / \ / `-' \ / \ / \ > \ / `-' `-' \ / > `-' `-' >