>Subject: Perfect husband >Date: Fri, 08 Dec
2000 13:58:02 -0600 > > >>Subject: Perfect husband
There are several men in the locker room of a private club aftr exercising.
Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the benches rings. A man picks
it up and the following conversation ensues:>> > > - "Hello?" -
"Honey, It's me." - "Sugar!" - "Are you at the club?">> > >
- "Yes." > "Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you
are. I saw a beautiful mink coat... It is absolutely
gorgeous!! Can I buy it?" - "What's the price?" - "Only $1,500.00"
- "Well, OK, go ahead and get, if you like it that much..." - "Ahhh and
I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I
saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he>gave me a
really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we
bought last year..." - "What price did he quote you?" - "Only
$60,000..." - "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." -
"Great!, before we hang up, something else..." - "What?" - "It might
look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account >and...I stopped
by the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had
looked at last year ... it's on sale!! Remember? The
one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property..."
- "How much are they asking?" - "Only $450,000... a magnificent
price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..." -
"Well, than go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?" - "OK,
sweetie... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!" -
"Bye... I do too..." The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and
raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present: -
"Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
