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Bob, is this what you're after? Second part included just in case. E of the headdress Do you know what would have happened if it had been Three Wise Women instead of Three wise men?? They would have asked for directions Arrived on time Helped deliver the baby Cleaned the stable Made a casserole Brought PRACTICAL gifts with them (i,e, disposables) and There would be Peace on Earth Yes, but what would they have said as they left? "Did you see the sandals Mary was wearing with that gown!" "Huh, That baby doesn't look anything like Joseph!" "Virgin my arse! I knew her at school" "Can you believe that they let all of those disgusting animals in the house?" "I heard that Joseph isn't even working right now" "And that donkey that they are riding has seen better days too..." "Want to bet how long it will take until you get that casserole dish back?" "Santa Can't Be A Woman" Some of you may have seen the one passed around about why Santa is a woman. Well, here is why Santa is not a woman. Santa cannot be a woman because: No woman would be caught dead in the same outfit two years in row. No woman would be willing to give something away in order to make another woman happy. Women cannot drive cars let alone a sleigh powered by reindeer. Santa has to supervise all of those elves year round and everyone knows that women may be bossy, but are not always good supervisors. Santa carries a bag full of toys not a purse full of toiletries. Santa manages to fit all of his items in his one bag. Women cannot pack one bag to save their lives. At 11:54 PM 12/23/2000 -0500, you wrote: >very recently I saw a little thing about what would have happened if the >Magi were ladies - thot I had printed it off but can't find it anywhere >Bob A. > >