Dear Edith,
After reading this, I took the liberty of placing your name on my Clean
Humor list (I do have others) for I am also Humor editor of our local PD monthly
bulletin.
Hugs and kisses to a LOVEly lady,
-- Michel Margosis
'Carpe Diem'
----- Original Message -----
Sent: Friday, December 22,
2000 5:45 PM
Subject: Re: funny
classified ads
The Following Were Actually Taken From Classified Ads In
Newspapers
thought these good for a chuckle---
FREE YORKSHIRE
TERRIER.
8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE
DOG.
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FREE PUPPIES:
½ COCKER
SPANIEL
½ SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG
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FREE
PUPPIES...
PART GERMAN SHEPHERD PART STUPID
DOG
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FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE
A RAT...
BEEN OUT AWHILE.. BETTER BE REWARD.
=
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1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB --
$850/offer
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SNOW BLOWER FOR
SALE...
ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
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2
WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES:
1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, PAIR:
$15
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FULL SIZED MATTRESS.
20 YR.
WARRANTY.
LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINE
SMELL.
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NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY
USED, CALL CHUBBY
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BILL'S SEPTIC
CLEANING
"WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE
PRODUCTS"
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HUMMELS
- LARGEST SELECTION EVER
"IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE
IT!"
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HARRISBURG POSTAL
EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB
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GEORGIA
PEACHES CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents
lb.
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NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER
OPENED - USED ONCE
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TIRED
OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR?
WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE
HOURS.
STARTING PAY: $7 - $9 PER
HOUR.
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EXERCISE
EQUIPMENT: QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS -
$175.
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ALZHEIMER'S CENTRE
PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO
REMEMBER
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OPEN
HOUSE
BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON
FREE COFFEE &
DONUTS
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AND THE BEST
ONE
FOR SALE BY OWNER
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45
volumes. Excellent condition.
$1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed.
Got married last weekend.
Wife knows
everything.
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