It's surprising you know, but you must
agree,
There's not many men that like me.
My eyes for example one brown
one blue,
Even my ears are out of true.
My nose is stuck in an awkward
place,
It is right in the middle of my ugly face.
My legs are bandy and
rather short,
I'm blessed with pidgeon toes.
I know that it is not my
fault,
That's just the way it goes.
My arms are small my hands are
stubby,
With finger nails that are always grubby.
When I go to Heaven I
will certainly complain
And refuse to come back on Earth
again.