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Friends, Thought you'd enjoy this...sounds like us... Sue >----- Original Message ----- > > > > > EVIDENCE THAT YOU LIVE IN THE YEAR 2001 > > > > > > 1. You just tried to enter your password on the microwave. > > > 2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. > > > 3. You call your son's beeper to let him know it's time to eat. He > > > E-mails you back from his bedroom, "What's for dinner?" > > > 4. Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site. > > > 5. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, > > > but you haven't spoken with your next door neighbor yet this year. > > > 6. You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see > > > if it contains Echinacea. > > > 7. Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn > > > so she can create a new screen saver. > > > 8. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if > > > anyone is home. > > > 9. Every commercial on television has a website address at the bottom > > > of the screen. > > > 10. You buy a computer and 6 months later it's out of date and now > > > sells for half the price you paid. > > > 11. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have > > > the first 20 or 30 years of your life is cause for panic and turning > > > around to go get it. > > > 12. Using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase > > > would be a hassle and would take planning. > > > 13. Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags out > > > of the back seat of your car. > > > 14. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they > > > don't have e-mail addresses. > > > 15. You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow. > > > 16. Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet. > > > 17. Your idea of being organized is multiple-colored Post-it notes. > > > 18. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person. > > > 19. You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls. > > > 20. You disconnect from the Internet and get this awful feeling, as > > > if you just pulled the plug on a loved one. > > > 21. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your > > > breakfast. > > > 22. You wake up at 2 AM to go to the bathroom and check your E-mail > > > on your way back to bed. > > > 23. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :) > > > 24. You're thinking how true all of this is. > > > 25. Even worse, you're probably going to forward it to someone else. > > > > > > > > > > ---------------------------------------------------------------------- To sign-off Parkinsn send a message to: mailto:[log in to unmask] In the body of the message put: signoff parkinsn