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> Doctors' Comments > > Actual Comments on Patient Charts > > ---- > > "The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me > in 1993." > > "The patient refused an autopsy." > > "On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared > completely." > > "She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, > until she got a divorce." > > "The patient has no past history of suicides." > > "She is numb from her toes down." > > "Patient has two teenage children but no other abnormalities." > > "Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital." > > "Patient's past medical history has been remarkably insignificant > with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days." > > "Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch." > > "She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states > she was very hot in bed last night." > > "While in the ER, she! w! as examined, X-rated and sent home." > > "The skin was moist and dry." > > "Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches." > > "I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical > therapy." > > "The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job > as a stockbroker instead." > > "Skin: Somewhat pale but present." > > "Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Smith, who felt we should > sit on the abdomen, and I agree." > > "Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year." > > "Discharge status: Alive but without permission." ---------------------------------------------------------------------- To sign-off Parkinsn send a message to: mailto:[log in to unmask] In the body of the message put: signoff parkinsn