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(Ed.Note: Attn: Katie ..Political references removed to meet unofficially proposed guideline..LOL) PHARMACOLOGICAL BREAKTHROUGHS IN THE NEWS : GREAT NEWS FOR WOMEN With Viagra being such a great medical success Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the overall performance of men in today's society. Here are a few of the new ones: FLYAGRA - This drug has been showing great promise in treating men with O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder) DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost, compared to a control group score of 0.2 percent. PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one. COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing. BUYAGRA - Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to buy their sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts after taking this drug for only two days. Negative effects of prolonged use are being reviewed by the ABA (American Bankers' Association. and Visa) NEGA-SPORTAGRA - This drug had the strange effect of making men want to turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family members. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- To sign-off Parkinsn send a message to: mailto:[log in to unmask] In the body of the message put: signoff parkinsn