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At 10:33 AM 9/17/2001 -0400, you wrote:

  Here's one that once was in the comic strip BC

There once was a man from Montrose
Who positioned himself in repose,
with his arms wrapped around him,
And that's where they found him ,
With both of his knees up his nose

>Hey Don A-- that is a real hoot ! Keep  the limericks coming, even if
>you don't write them all.....we can use a chuckle !
>
>
>>MIND OVER MATTER
>>I tried it; consulted a hypnotist. I will say that it helped me relax, but
>>no help for my PD symptoms. I was badgered into seeing the hypno-therapist
>>by a friend, for whom I wrote the limerick below:
>>
>>         There once was a nurse named Anneliese
>>         Who told her friend Don, "It's easy.
>>                 To cure all your ills
>>                 Without any pills
>>         Just think yourself well. That'll please me."
>>
>>         Needless to say she wasn't very pleased with the results, but I
>>got a laugh for the limerick.
>>
>>                                 Don A
>
>Do you remember the one that goes something like this ?
>
>There was a young lady from Natchez
>Whose clothing was always in patches.
>When asked to explain,
>She would chant this refrain--
>"Whenever ah itches, ah scratches !"
>--
>
>        ---just for fun!........ Camilla        <[log in to unmask]>
>
>           on the web at   http://www.geocities.com/camillahf/index.html
>
>                          Laughter--    :-)   :-)
>                             the best medecine !
>
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