> Ok folks you asked for it (more limericks, and I don't take credit for
>these). I hope this will lighten the mood of everyone:
Yes, Don A., they did indeed--and drove me to my yellowed paperback ,
"The Weekend Book", where I found these I had recalled from long ago:
This seems most appropriate in view of our" Mind vs matter ' discussion---
"Mind Over Matter"
There was a faith healer of Deal,
Who said, "although pain isn't real,
If I sit on a pin
and it punctures my skin,
I dislike what I fancy I feel."
--Anonymous
and one which our British friends may appreciate--since they have
trams, not streetcars--
"Free-will and Predestination"
There was a young man who said, "Damn!
It appears to me now that I am
Just a being that moves
In predestinate grooves--
not a bus, not a bus, but a tram !"
--Maurice Hare
and a final one,
"Relativity"
There was a young woman named Bright
Who travelled much faster than light.
She started one day
In a relative way,
And returned on the preceding night.
--Anonymous again
As you can see, the selection in this volume were clever, but not
risque---hope you enjoyed them---anyhow ! <G>
--
---just for fun!........ Camilla <[log in to unmask]>
on the web at http://www.geocities.com/camillahf/index.html
Laughter-- :-) :-)
the best medecine !
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