Well, folks! It seems I have again started something---could it be
"amusing claptrap'" I am myself guilty of disseminating? Or is it just
conservative drivel? Anyway, I have had to go to the bottom of the barrel
to find these relatively clean ones! I hope someone gets a needed
laugh, though I have probably managed to insult several people anyway!!
Laughter is potent medicine, I believe. I am happy that Camilla and I can
agree on something! And Rayilyn the history buff, too!! I will take credit
(?) for the first one written for my academically accomplished nurse friend
previously mentioned.
A lady's going to school, if you please,
Where nurses can get PhD's--
But 'twill will be perfectly plain
If she cracks from the strain,
That she exhausted herself by degrees!
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Two spinster ladies from Fordham
Went for a long walk and it bored 'em,
'Till on their way back
A sex maniac
Leaped out from some bushes--- and ignored 'em.
---
Said a monkey as he swung by his tail,
To his offspring, both male and female:
"From your progeny my dears
In a few thousand years
May evolve a professor at Yale."
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There was a young lady from Ryde
Who was carried out to sea by the tide.
Said a reverent shark:
"I knew that by dark,
If I prayed, the Lord would provide!"
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There once was a maid from Madras
Who had a most beautiful ass.
Not round and pink
As you probably think.
It was gray, had long ears, and ate grass!
By the way folks, thanks for adding to my collection! If you by chance
have any (as I do) that aren't "suitable" for posting send them to me
personally. It will give me something to do during my "off periods".
Cheers
Don A
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