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Don, you are right. These claptraps are amusing and can be respected as medicine for all kind of our pain: our PD and the drugs together with their unexpected and uneasy side effects, our fears, and the 11/09/01 attack, and more and more. Go on, everybody, let us laugh. With smile and laugh you are able not only to stand these problems, but, I am sure, to overcome them. It was an other thing I've learnt before our "new world" became to our country if you are down and very sad, just smile a lot on your own, be brave and say: go ahead! Greetings, Olga Maria ----- Original Message ----- From: Don Adams <[log in to unmask]> To: <[log in to unmask]> Sent: Tuesday, September 18, 2001 7:12 AM Subject: More "claptrap?" > Well, folks! It seems I have again started something---could it be > "amusing claptrap'" I am myself guilty of disseminating? Or is it just > conservative drivel? Anyway, I have had to go to the bottom of the barrel > to find these relatively clean ones! I hope someone gets a needed > laugh, though I have probably managed to insult several people anyway!! > Laughter is potent medicine, I believe. I am happy that Camilla and I can > agree on something! And Rayilyn the history buff, too!! I will take credit > (?) for the first one written for my academically accomplished nurse friend > previously mentioned. > A lady's going to school, if you please, > Where nurses can get PhD's-- > But 'twill will be perfectly plain > If she cracks from the strain, > That she exhausted herself by degrees! > --- > Two spinster ladies from Fordham > Went for a long walk and it bored 'em, > 'Till on their way back > A sex maniac > Leaped out from some bushes--- and ignored 'em. > --- > Said a monkey as he swung by his tail, > To his offspring, both male and female: > "From your progeny my dears > In a few thousand years > May evolve a professor at Yale." > --- > There was a young lady from Ryde > Who was carried out to sea by the tide. > Said a reverent shark: > "I knew that by dark, > If I prayed, the Lord would provide!" > --- > There once was a maid from Madras > Who had a most beautiful ass. > Not round and pink > As you probably think. > It was gray, had long ears, and ate grass! > > By the way folks, thanks for adding to my collection! If you by chance > have any (as I do) that aren't "suitable" for posting send them to me > personally. It will give me something to do during my "off periods". > Cheers > Don A > > ---------------------------------------------------------------------- > To sign-off Parkinsn send a message to: mailto:[log in to unmask] > In the body of the message put: signoff parkinsn > ---------------------------------------------------------------------- To sign-off Parkinsn send a message to: mailto:[log in to unmask] In the body of the message put: signoff parkinsn