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> > Hospital vote....................
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> > The vote is in...
> > Recently, when a panel of doctors was asked to vote on
> > adding a new wing to their hospital, this is what happened....
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> > The allergists voted to scratch it.
> > The dermatologists preferred no rash moves.
> > The gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it.
> > The neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve.
> > The obstetricians stated they were laboring under a misconception.
> > The ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
> > The pathologists yelled, "over my dead body!"
> > The pediatricians said, "grow up."
> > The proctologists said, "we are already in arrears."
> > The psychiatrists thought it was madness.
> > The surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
> > The radiologists could see right through it.
> > The internists thought it was a hard pill to swallow.
> > The plastic surgeons said, "this puts a whole new face on the
matter."
> > The podiatrists thought it was a big step forward.
> > The urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.
> > The anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas.
> > And the cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
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