> > > Hospital vote.................... > > > > The vote is in... > > Recently, when a panel of doctors was asked to vote on > > adding a new wing to their hospital, this is what happened.... > > > > The allergists voted to scratch it. > > The dermatologists preferred no rash moves. > > The gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it. > > The neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve. > > The obstetricians stated they were laboring under a misconception. > > The ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted. > > The pathologists yelled, "over my dead body!" > > The pediatricians said, "grow up." > > The proctologists said, "we are already in arrears." > > The psychiatrists thought it was madness. > > The surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. > > The radiologists could see right through it. > > The internists thought it was a hard pill to swallow. > > The plastic surgeons said, "this puts a whole new face on the matter." > > The podiatrists thought it was a big step forward. > > The urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water. > > The anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas. > > And the cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------- To be removed from the list, send a message to: [log in to unmask] To post a message to the group, send your message to [log in to unmask] This LISTSERV is sponsored by the PSP Society (http://www.psp.org/) and managed by Linda Ruth Ives <[log in to unmask]> This LISTSERV is not moderated.. Therefore, the statements do not represent "official" opinions. The PSP Society takes no responsibility for the content. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- To sign-off Parkinsn send a message to: mailto:[log in to unmask] In the body of the message put: signoff parkinsn