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YES. That mascara thing was particularly profound. E. --- Jim Thompson - w3lap <[log in to unmask]> wrote: > EVER WONDER > > Why does the gynecologist / doctor leave the room when > you get undressed? > > If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the > way down to the core of > the earth? > > Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? > > Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first > thing you do is stand up > and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'? > > Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? > > If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight > packages? > > Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through > mountains for centuries have a > 'use by' date? > > Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the > toast to a horrible crisp > no-one would eat? > > Is French kissing in France just called kissing? > > Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I > think I'll squeeze these > dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'? > > What do people in China call their good plates? > > If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio > out of a coconut, why > can't he fix a hole in a boat? > > ---------------------------------------------------------------------- > To sign-off Parkinsn send a message to: > mailto:[log in to unmask] > In the body of the message put: signoff parkinsn __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Sign up for SBC Yahoo! Dial - First Month Free http://sbc.yahoo.com ---------------------------------------------------------------------- To sign-off Parkinsn send a message to: mailto:[log in to unmask] In the body of the message put: signoff parkinsn