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Today's joke 06.02.2003 - Hawkes Bay Today Gene, age 89, and Lillian, age 78, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a chemist's. Gene suggests they go in. Gene addresses the man behind the counter: Are you the owner?" the pharmacist answers, "Yes." Gene: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?" Pharmacist: "Of course we do." Gene: "How about medicine for circulation?" Pharmacist: "All kinds." Gene: "Medicine for rheumatism, sclerosis?" Pharmacist: "Definitely." Gene: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?" Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works." Gene: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?" Pharmacist: "Absolutely." Gene: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?" Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes." Gene says to the pharmacist: ""We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts, please." Dick Decker, Wairoa http://www.mytown.co.nz/story/mytstorydisplay.cfm?storyID=3099754&thec ity=hawkesbay&thepage=home&type=nzh&storytoolsnzh=1 * * * ---------------------------------------------------------------------- To sign-off Parkinsn send a message to: mailto:[log in to unmask] In the body of the message put: signoff parkinsn